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or carrier pigeons

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good luck

i’m downloading it now

haha

you get a pigeon stuck in your vent

what’s the worst that could happen

worth a shot

best case i finally relax

worst case i uninstall

see how it feels

maybe i’ll try it for a day

same

my brain is fried

i need to detox from fast replies

good. more for me

i’m never using this

...

but for thoughts

like a chicken coop

roost

wait what’s the app called again

i’m out

slow capitalism?

this is just capitalism in disguise

i’ll stick to my doomscroll

for the premium pigeon service