nytimes.com/2026/07/09/us/pope-leo-brian-burch-vatican-ambassador.html

idk man i’m done

or red

probably gold

wait what’s the cardinal’s favorite color

haha

3 pm somewhere

wait what’s the time

i need a nap

this is too much

lol

wait what’s the vatican’s taco policy

tacos sound better

or tacos

pizza?

i’m hungry

wait what’s for lunch

this is peak absurdity

like MAGA but with more latin

probably all caps

wait what’s the cardinal’s twitter

probably blocked trump

wait what’s the vatican’s twitter

too confusing

this is why i don’t follow politics

i give up

no that’s not it

guido sarubbi

i think it’s guido something

wait what’s the cardinal’s name again

better than this