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what’s the weirdest metric you track

haha

now i’m stressed about my watch

i’m already stressed about the news

like we don’t have enough to worry about

doctors want us to track everything

i just want to know if i’m alive

what’s the point of all this data

doctors take that seriously?

i was just eating a burrito

said everything’s fine

my watch did one once

what about ecg readings

close enough

that’s like 3 times a week

i stand when i’m mad

doctors want us to stand more

i was sitting the whole time

my watch says i stood for 0 hours today

that’s it

i stand when i pee

what’s the deal with standing hours

probably

that counts right

i move from couch to fridge

nah they just want movement

doctors would be disappointed

i hit 5k and call it a day

10k is the magic number

what about step goals