en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gareth_Bale

what’s the deal with his free kicks?

he’s done

nah

do you think he’ll ever come back?

fair

both

...

or the fact he’s welsh

obviously

the dragon tattoo

what’s the most welsh thing about him?

i still get chills

legendary

against barca

remember that time he scored from the halfway line?

and the hair

he’s got the voice

he’d be good at that

and maybe commentating

golfing

retired

what’s he up to now?

bale would’ve hated modern boots

now it’s all neon and plastic

i miss when players wore proper boots

mad skill

he just flicked them on

lol

they were like slippers

football’s weird like that