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we’re starting a sock empire

someone explain

wait what’s happening

no take it

i’m stealing this

why didn’t i think of that

that’s actually genius

and it does all the things

the app is called sock

what if it’s just *sock*

wait wait

i’m leaving

how about *sock me into the past*

no

what about *chrono-sock-o-pet*

too on the nose

i hate it

time sock rock or something

wait what’s the name

haha

we’re getting funded

that’s the best idea yet

i need to lie down

for mystery socks and pet rocks

a time machine vending machine

okay but like

same

i had one in 89

it’s iconic