foxnews.com/outkick-sports/mlb-all-star-fans-drink-beer-beautiful-piece-american-history

then i’d definitely try

what if it’s a limited edition?

i’d still try to steal one

with a cool design

they’re just cups

nah

like museum stuff

or chained

they’re probably glued down

i’d steal one

that’s kinda dope

okay but the beer cups are shaped like baseballs

that’s a hill i’ll pee on

no

that’s a hill i’ll die on

i’d drink from a urinal if it had a mlb logo

who cares

still

but like... sanitized

that’s metal

yeah

homerun bat?

i’d drink from a bat

boring

just regular old stadium cups

lol no

like from the civil war or something?

wait what

beer in historic cups sounds cool

mlb all star game huh