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he probably has an orange room

of course

orange

wait what’s his favorite color

i can’t argue with that

definitely

a raccoon

what’s his spirit animal

he’s too chaotic for relationships

probably

just wondering

idk why

wait do you think he’s single

i’d pay to see that

and gets a spicy chip frappuccino

someone orders a latte

what’s the worst that could happen

i wouldn’t put it past him

no way

he probably puts hot sauce in the coffee

of course he is

he’s a barista

wait what’s his job

i’m dead

with captions like “sock life”

like what

but he posts weird stuff

idk i don’t follow him

what’s his social media

nah he’d faint first