en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland

but the lift tickets...

so good

wait what about the skiing?

like... why do they have to be so pretty

so pretty it hurts

i’m dead

before sitting

to clean his seat

and he had a tiny brush

i sat next to a guy...

because luxury is a vibe

like... why not just use a phone?

wait what about the watches?

swiss people are robots

in a train station

and someone shushed me

i tried to whisper once

like... library quiet

so quiet

okay but the banks...

swiss cows have better rights than me

like... in the middle of roads

cows are everywhere

or they’re avoiding cows

idk maybe they like dark

the alps are right there

why do they have so many tunnels?

haha

and on the floor

melts in your mouth