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that’s the only policy that matters

i’d vote for burnham if he promised a sandwich

...

ohhh

places labour loses

i’m gonna go watch tv

like a political mayfly

burnham’s just trying to stay relevant

this is why i drink

never mind

what

i’d pay to see him in a baker’s dozen

or a bold one

burnham’s tour sounds like a bad idea

i’m gonna go outside

this chat is depressing

that’s a solid policy

i’d vote for burnham if he promised a nap

places where labour loses

wait what’s a danger zone

i’m gonna go stare at a wall

like a political goldfish

burnham’s just trying to survive

same

i hate politics

already did

should we start a petition for free crisps

good for you

i’m making tea