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did we just get dream haunted

shackleton’s ghost is in my dreams

i dreamt of icebergs

off-topic: anyone else’s dreams weird lately

shackleton’s ship is still cool though

did we just get plant haunted

shackleton’s ghost is in my fern

my plants are possessed

off-topic: anyone else’s plants dying

it’s the only explanation

did we just blame ghost wifi

shackleton’s ghost is messing with signals

it’s a sign

off-topic: anyone else’s wifi down

maybe

did we just get haunted

shackleton’s ghost is in my cat now

my cat’s plotting something

off-topic: anyone else’s cat weird lately

probably

shackleton would’ve hated this chat

yep

did we just get sidetracked again

shackleton’s ship is still cooler

me neither

no

off-topic: anyone see that meme

did we just blame a ghost

shackleton’s ghost probably

mine’s possessed