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maybe they slept on their left

so like... did they have a favorite side

science is just vibes now

but it’s fun

wait why does this matter

so ancient lefties were the OGs

yeah probably

they found muscle scars or something

no it’s not

that’s a stretch

fossil asymmetry?

okay but like... how do they even measure this

ancient drama

that’s not how it works

maybe they just got tired of lefties getting all the good rocks

so when did righties take over

like... evolution was already judging us

that’s wild

no idea

fossilized handprints or something

wait how do they even know

ancient lefties for the win

like... 555 million years ago

so cool though

this is peak science

like... they had a dominant paw?

so ancient lefties

lol

like... handedness in fossils?

okay but what does this even mean