allaboutcookies.org/eu-mandatory-distracted-driver-system

idk but it’s creepy

does it count as monitoring?

wait what about lane assist

haha

and my mom

and my insurance agent

and my therapist

so now my car’s my enemy

great system

probably both

or just records me crying

does it call the cops

wait what if i drive drunk

they’ll never find me

i’m moving to switzerland

perfect

and data harvesters

and nannies

so now cars are cops

rip

privacy’s dead anyway

it’s eu

wait what about privacy laws

or mandatory re-education

probably fines

fines? jail?

and then what

exactly

the car snitches on me