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i bet they'll just rename them 'disco sticks'

that's just asking for it

can they still call them that?

wait what about the ones that look like usb sticks

i'd still try it

this is just gonna make them more curious

like... they're gonna find a way

wait what about the kids who actually use them

people still do those right

like... silly bands

i thought it was just a fad

but with less smoke?

like... is it just a cigarette

wait what even is a vape

this is peak parenting

i'd buy 10

okay but what if it's called 'mum's secret'

nah that's worse

like... 'unicorn dreams' or something

wait what if they just make the names *more* enticing

in a shop full of 12 year olds

i'd still say it

like... who's actually gonna call a vape 'strawberry cheesecake' out loud

this is just performative

no but fr though

can they still be called 'disco'

wait what about the off brand ones

or the chocolate

they're coming for the crisps next

this is why i don't trust the gov