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i’ll finally learn to read

finally

i heard they’re putting in a library

back to subdivisions

anyone else think squirrels are just rats with better PR

so much for that

i kill all plants

i’ll grow tomatoes

finally something useful

i heard they’re putting in a community garden

i’m moving in just to complain

so it’s just for them

exactly

old people

who golfs anymore

i heard they’re putting in a golf course

anyone seen the blueprints

i put it on hot dogs

does anyone else hate pineapple on pizza

he’s already a general

my dog’s getting a promotion

i heard they’re putting in a dog park

the pool’s just for show

i do

who even swims anymore

no but fr

i’ll drown in it

i heard they’re putting in a pool

old news

my cousin’s friend’s dog died here