en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude_Bellingham

anyone else’s team winning this week

medium

wait what size

me too

i’ll buy his jersey

jude’s gonna break every record

haha okay

i’m telling my future kids about him

stats don’t lie

he’s like a video game character

just saying

okay then

anyone else think he’s too good to be real

still worth it

lol okay

i’d trade my whole team for him

jude’s the only bright spot

me

anyone else’s team losing lately

i’m weak

and the swag

and the hair

he’s got the stats

nah

debate me

jude’s the goat now

i’m telling my kids about him

yeah he’s cool like that

wait what

my dad asked today