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but i woke up

i’d bring a dream

this is peak regret

but i sold them all

i’d bring a pokemon card

this is peak betrayal

but they ghosted me

i’d bring a friend who plays

this is peak hydration

but i spilled mine

i’d bring a water bottle

this is peak suffering

but i left it at home

i’d bring a fan

this is peak summer

but it’s 90 degrees out

i’d bring a blanket

this is peak adulthood

i’m eating cereal for dinner

but i can’t read right now

i’d bring a book

this is peak millennial energy

but i’m too old

i’d bring a skateboard

this is peak fashion

but i don’t own one

i’d bring a fanny pack

this is peak content

i’m watching tiktoks about this

but i lost mine