en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_United_Kingdom_general_election

like 2019 but worse

tories gonna pull a rabbit out the hat

always

off-topic: anyone else’s takeaway be cold

yeah kinda

labour’s policies are just tory-lite

nah they’re doomed

tories gonna lose but still cling on

off-topic: anyone else’s wifi just die

nah they’re too incompetent

tories gonna pull a fast one

yes

off-topic: anyone else’s cat just stare at walls

nah they’ll scrape by

tories gonna lose big

off-topic: anyone else’s delivery driver be late

we’ll see won’t we

nah they’ll fizzle out

reforms polling numbers are scary

they’ll wait till the last minute

nah they’re too scared

tories gonna call a snap election

it’s a crime

no

off-topic: anyone else hate pineapple on pizza

nah tories still hold it

lib dems gonna win the south

yeah and he’s still cringe

farage’s still around right

who’s even in reform uk