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wait what’s wasabi

i’ll bring the wasabi

duh

so sushi is mandatory

murakami’s from japan

who wants sushi

i’m hungry

anyway

i can respect that

he’s just versatile

nah

so he’s cheating

ok but murakami’s both

pure lefties are underrated

i disagree

switch hitters are the best

yes

does it matter

wait is murakami lefty or righty

😂

next to my yoda

for my desk

i need one

but they should

idk

do they even make those

maybe i’ll get a murakami bobblehead

worth it

rip my wallet