nature.com/articles/d41586-026-02146-8

i’d bring snacks just in case

then they’re not chill

unless they’re hungry

goats are chill

they’re probably chill

what if they’re aggressive

i’d still go

like bigfoot but horned

maybe they’re just myths

lol true

but like... logistics

i’d go

who’s got time for that

haha yeah right

we should go see them

idk but they’re cool

are they endangered?

unicorns don’t exist

like unicorns but real

they’re probably majestic

idk if they’re cute

i need a pic

cool cool

yeah apparently

they’re real?

wait what

like dinosaurs but goats

wild

still out there huh

mountain bongos huh