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i don’t know but it’s fun

why are we talking about this

wait what

haha

to haunt us all

riding bikes in the afterlife

she’s actually a ghost

okay but what if...

and eat my crisps

so i’ll just admire from afar

i have a will of pudding

and a will of steel

genetics

like what’s the secret

how does she do it

okay but seriously

lol

just to prove she’s real

after winning

i bet she cries sometimes

but with feelings

like a cyborg

what if she’s not human

wait...

and my snacks

i’ll stick to the couch

as long as it’s not 100 miles

idk but i’ll watch

so what’s the next race

*their