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off-topic: anyone watch that show

doesn’t matter

but he’s a seal

i’d call my dog neil

why not

after the seal?

i’d name my kid neil

nah he’s a legend

neil’s a public nuisance

true. very true.

but seal poop is a problem

i’d agree

neil > any view

wine glass bay is overrated

fight me

controversial take

better than wine glass bay

he’s the best attraction

i’d move to tassie just for neil

neil’s more exciting

nah i’m stuck in real life

off-topic: anyone play that new game

that’d be iconic

with a tourist’s phone

i hope he takes a selfie

mark my words

but he’ll be back

neil’s back at sea now

haha

i did. it winked at me