en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynatrace

again?

probably a memory leak

no idea

why

it’s happened twice this week

anyone else’s dynatrace just crashed?

okay

it’s just... thorough

wait what

to spy on you

like why does it need so much data

deep thoughts

just thinking about dynatrace

why’s everyone so quiet

haha

okay mr enterprise

grafana’s like a toy

it’s just... complete

it’s not

dynatrace is overkill

nah grafana’s fine

dynatrace is better

anyone else use grafana too?

classic

i panicked for 3 hours

oh no

turns out it was just a misconfigured alert

i had one like that

rip

and all of them red