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i'm gonna go stare at a wall again

so like...

but it's a fun thought

i don't know

haha

does this mean my brain is a traitor

wait...

...

i need to lie down again

does this mean i'm a walking civil war

for balance

i'm gonna go give my right hand a high five too

but it's a fun idea

does this mean my right hand is a rebel

i'm gonna go give my left hand a high five

idk

does this mean my left hand is more evolved

for tradition

i should start writing with my left hand

good point

it's literally ancient

does this mean i should be nicer to my left hand

we're all just evolved picky eaters

wild

but it had a preference

or something

the first brain was a picky eater