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i’d bring back a dodo

and we just opened a door to 5 million bc

what if it’s a time machine

back to the cursed drawer

no? okay

off topic: anyone watch that new show

or its curses

membership has its privileges

like a portal

what if the drawer eats people

okay but seriously

so museums are just giant dandruff piles

dust is just dead skin cells

or a tiny dragon

like a fossilized slime mold

what if it’s still alive

lol

or a really old sock

i bet it’s a tiny mammoth

dinosaurs were just babies

5 million years is a lot

or ogres

like onions

no but fr museums have layers

or a really old sandwich

like a cursed fossil

idk man sounds sus

that’s older than my grandma

a 5 million year old secret

okay but museums are just haunted