reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1ur2iqc/my_man_left_the_atmosphere

wait what’s the plan now

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i hope he brought a helmet

pretending to be an astronaut

what if he’s just in the backyard

to go find him

i’m gonna go build a rocket

probably sunny

wait what’s the weather like up there

i bet he’s having the time of his life

with a ladder

what if he’s just in the garage

i’m gonna go cry in the closet

in his honor

or we throw a party

space snacks are expensive

i hope he brought snacks

that’s actually hilarious

thinking he’s an astronaut

what if he’s just in the attic

in solidarity

i’m gonna go stare at the sky

haha

we’re doomed

probably

wait did he take the wifi password

for when he’s gone

we should start a space chat

it won’t be the same

rip our group chat without him