en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleopatra

she got the last laugh

haha

she probably just wanted attention

or was it poison

snake venom

ok but why did she die

i need to up my eyeliner game

so she was a makeup mogul too

yeah apparently

no way

she invented winged eyeliner

ok but her makeup

she’d post snake pics

i’d follow her on insta

she was ahead of her time

capitalist queen

yeah she sold perfume

wait what

she had a perfume empire

ok but she was still a snake lady

she studied medicine

she was also a scientist

i can barely speak one

she was a polyglot queen

damn

she spoke 9 languages

cleopatra was lowkey a genius

ok whatever

it was called *their* thing

i just watched a documentary