en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Tour_de_France

can’t wait

perfect

tuesday

wait when’s the rest day

i’m in

haha

or naked

cycling jerseys only

what’s the dress code

me

who’s hosting the afterparty

lol no you wouldn’t

i’d do it for free

cool

idk but it’s a lot

wait what’s the prize money

exactly

depends on the crashes

or boring

2026’s gonna be wild

lol

some dude from kazakhstan

who’s your dark horse

but the racing’s fun

yep

the system’s broken

sad but true

everyone

wait who’s doping now

both