this.weekinsecurity.com/reframing-smart-glasses-as-pervert-glasses

i need these glasses

but also hilarious

this is messed up

but they already know

i am i swear

and you’re like

oh you’re not listening

they’re like

and you glance at your phone

like if you’re talking to someone

wait what

because they know you’re not actually looking at them

and now you’re being *too* polite

okay but what if you’re just trying to be polite

but a creepy one

like a superpower

but also kinda cool

this is dystopian

damn

no i was just checking the stitching

oh you like my shoes?

and you look at someone’s shoes

like if you’re at a party

it’s a feature

it’s not a bug

that’s the whole thing

so now you can’t even look at someone without them knowing

so?

that track your eyes

what if pervert glasses are just... glasses