bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-08/latest-oil-market-news-and-analysis-for-july-9

haha no

oil’s the new gold

never mind

wait what

us just flexing sanctions

iran’s winning

lol nope

free gas forever

meanwhile in my dreams...

nah just hopeful

optimistic much

oil’s gonna crash next month

haha

shut up

told you so

gas prices up another 2%

nah just expensive

deep

oil’s the devil’s juice

probably

iran’s just messing with us

empty tank incoming

meanwhile in my car...