theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/08/us-food-and-drug-administration-rejects-petition-to-s...

this convo is giving me anxiety

i’m out

lol

for detox teas

just more ads

nothing good

about this

wait what’s the news say

haha

but it’s worth a shot

idk

would that be safer

what if we just eat air

wait but like...

this is depressing

i’m going back to bed

like what’s even the point

if they just ignore them

wait what’s the point of regulations

👊

and the floss company

i’m suing my dentist

i knew it

is this why my teeth are weird

i’m switching to toothpicks

who tf thought that was a good idea

dental floss?

wait what

and dental floss