theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/09/iran-residents-terror-us-fresh-strikes-port-cities

okay fine

haha

burnt pizza?

wait what’s that smell

...

or we’re all doomed

but like... someone’s gotta try

idk

but like... what’s the solution

yeah

but like... this is getting ridiculous

but like... not us

yeah...

but like... someone’s gonna pay

okay okay

but like... who cares

but like... it’s bad

but like... what’s the damage

fine

can we not

ugh

but like... back to the news

anchovies

but like... what’s the worst pizza

it’s a crime

no

but like... pineapple is good

obviously