en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Platner

but he’s dead

platner would hate coffee stains

coffee time

i’m just tired

never mind

wait what

the show about furniture

of what

anyone watch the new season

haha

platner would approve

i like basic

basic

just cheese

pineapple?

nah

pepperoni or nah

i am

who’s ordering pizza

i’m sold

apparently

that’s a thing?

it’s minimal clutter

platner’s stuff is clutter-adjacent

for my sanity

i need clutter

it’s so cold

anyone else hate minimalism

semantics

then it’s not platner