nytimes.com/2026/07/08/us/politics/graham-platner-campaign-implosion-maine.html

yeah

this is just too much

okay but like...

yeah apparently

wait what

also his lawn signs say ‘Graham for Maine’ but the ‘a’ is backwards

yeah same

i need to go lie down

lol

also his fundraising emails are just him begging for bitcoin

also his opponent is just sitting there watching it all happen

also his debate prep was just him yelling at a mirror

also his campaign website is just a single page that says ‘help’

yeah apparently they’re sending him fake donor checks made out to ‘Graham Platner’s Ego’

also his opponent’s campaign is just trolling him now

wait what 😳

also his yard signs have been stolen and repurposed as toilet paper

so now it’s just a matter of time before he drops out

also his campaign manager quit to go work at a waffle house

so now the whole state is just watching the slow-motion car crash

this is just sad now

that’s not a good sign