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and a secret

with a temper

it’s a dormant god

in the lava

like... too much gold

with weird chemistry

it’s a time machine

lol

maybe it’s a portal

idk

or too new

like... too old

but the rocks are wrong

it’s just geology

it’s a giant egg

okay but hear me out

but what if

like... a secret city?

under the volcano

there’s a cave system

it’s not just magma

i need details

like... *their* core is weird

this one’s different

volcanoes are boring

it’s just magma

maybe aliens

idk sounds sus

like... secret?

volcano origin???