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derek hough

wait no

kelly monaco

who’s the best dancer on dwts ever

ok but real talk

i’d stan

that’d be perfect

then left

just one dance

he did a cameo?

ok but what if...

and his hairline

staying true to himself

i respect it

he’s really out here

ok but back to john

a participation trophy

it’s like...

i don’t get it

what even is an 8

like...

always giving 8s

they’re the worst

celebrity judges?

ok but what about...

then they fall

they think they’re gods

i’d say athletes

they’re trying

that’s not fair