theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/09/reflecting-pool-case-us-olympian-plea

trump’s fault 😂

olympian’s wildin’

back to the pool

wait what

that’s a crime

pizza tacos?

nah tacos

pizza?

what’s for dinner

same

i’m hungry

who even cares

anyway...

lol

govt stuff is always sus

makes sense

idk some govt thing

wait what’s the pool for

nah it’s fine

pool damage is sus

late to the party

someone explain

remember that one time...

olympians have no chill