nytimes.com/2026/07/08/arts/television/little-house-on-the-prairie-netflix.html

also a vending machine

but it should be

no

wait is this real

in the well

also a disco ball

smart

so kids can raid the fridge

from the loft to the kitchen

also they added a slide

because capitalism

why update it

with a tiktok barn dance

a family of influencers

who even lives there now

in the root cellar

also a tiny movie theater

makes sense

oh

the horse

so almanzo can finally get swole

in the attic

also they added a gym

progress

ew

with a bidet upgrade

yes

still there?

okay but the outhouse

they’re not even in school yet