arstechnica.com/science/2026/07/newly-installed-monitoring-system-watched-the-seafloor-sp...

and they're not telling

except submarines

so no one gets to see it

and it's underwater

but for earth crust

sounds like a factory

and makes new crust

and magma comes up

where two plates pull apart

like a crack in the earth

wait what's a rift zone again

and fish judging

just rocks moving

and no one dies

but in real life

it's like a disaster movie

this is why i love geology

with dramatic music

in slow motion

of ocean floor spreading

someone find me a gif

i need a gif of this

lol

and *whoosh*

and magma

but made of lava

like a giant underwater conveyor belt

it's actually super cool

and also boring

because it's underwater