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see you all there 🎢

ugh fine

check the app

wait what time’s the bus

okay cool

i heard it’s amazing

also the new castle show

we’ll find out

idk

is it any good

tiana’s bayou adventure

wait what about the new ride

okay fine

but necessary

overpriced

i’ll buy one there

also who’s bringing the ponchos

easier said than done

just hydrate

i’ll melt

it’s gonna be 100°

wait what about the heat

i’ll bring extra

also the churros

okay fine but the snacks are still good

yes they did

no they didn’t

ugh disney ruined everything