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now i’m scared of pears

but what if they’re not

i think they’re smooth

wait what about pears

i was worried

thank god

no apples are safe

are they needles too?

what about apples

this is a disaster

i’m never eating again

oh god

someone said pineapples are needles

why are we talking about fruit

wait what’s going on

i like slippery

just slippery

no needles there

bananas are safe

eat a banana

i’m done with fruit

this is too much

but also the needles

i think it’s just the acid

maybe

wait is this why my tongue hurts

now i’m a pincushion

i just had some

too late you monster

i’m never touching one again