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this is why we can’t have nice things

haha

or call the cops

she’ll love it

i’m gonna tell my grandma about this

agreed

this is the most degenerate trade ever

i’m in

and buy the meme stocks

short tesla short musk

what’s the play here

classic

i’m just here to watch the world burn

fair

both