en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Saliba

defends

what’s he even do on the pitch?

never mind

wait what

offside rule is his spirit animal

lol

he’d card you for being too rowdy

i can see it

but for football

like a bouncer at a club

saliba’s got that vibe

whatever

no you’re the one who stands in the corner

that’s just me

but everyone else does

he’d be the guy who doesn’t dance

haha

just stands in the corner looking intimidating

how so?

i bet he’s fun at parties

still impressive

okay

no just really good

he’s ambidextrous?

damn

left foot

wait no

he’s got a cannon for a right foot

yeah that was sick

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