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this is too much

okay i gotta go

haha

right?

so it must be true

but it's jpmorgan

idk

okay but what does that even mean

it's how you play it

yes

even my toaster?

like literally everything?

wait what

jpmorgan says everything is an ai trade

what did i miss?

someone just joined

and pretend this convo never happened

i'm gonna go pet my cat

okay i'm done

so maybe my cat is

but jpmorgan says everything is

no

is my cat an ai trade?

like my cat

some things are just... things

like, everything is not an ai trade

this is kinda dumb

okay but fr

start trading oxygen?