en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turkey

and the snacks

and the drinks

i’ll bring the snacks

not me

who’s cooking this year

and stuffing

i put mayo on mine

turkey sandwiches ftw

the leftovers

it’s the best part of thanksgiving

i love turkey

turkey is just a bird

and the existential dread

and the wine

i’ll bring the pie

who’s bringing pie

but i’ll still eat the sides

so no turkey for me

i’m vegetarian now

idk man

turkey is just a big chicken

even pizza

i put cranberry sauce on everything

haha

it’s dry and sad

wait what

thanksgiving is overrated

send help

i’m making a turkey sandwich rn

noooo