theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/jul/09/fastest-spider-on-the-planet-brown-huntsman

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but also for real

haha

i'm never touching grass again

...

but still fast

idk

like 1.5 m/s?

how fast is fast

wait what

but with more legs and fangs

like the platypus

aussie spiders are iconic

but also not

haha sorry

this is too much

i need to lie down

nature is wild

turns out they're speed demons

like they just vibe

i thought they were slow

with the long legs

they're the big ones

yeah

is this the huntsman?

wait

i'm never going to australia

and also spiders

but real

like drop bears