theguardian.com/business/2026/jul/10/telstra-ceo-deeply-sorry-for-outage-and-admits-risk-...

i will

enjoy your grease

haha

i'm getting a kebab

telstra can wait

ok fine

🍕

pizza > telstra

who cares

but telstra...

let's get pizza

same

i'm hungry

the moon?

to who though

maybe they outsourced it

idk

like how hard is it to keep the time right

they're just incompetent

nah

so telstra's just a scam now

cool

i've been using it for years

yeah

does that even work?

wait what

this is why i use wifi calling

i'm going back to bed

or just accept our fate

wait for telstra to fix it?