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and then just... sit down

“welp”

i’d be like...

that’s a whole new level

like... what if it pops?

but also terrified

i’m lowkey impressed

you’re not actually doing that

wait what

but also... genius

i’m dead

that’s a terrible idea

like... to see if it stops

have you tried... holding your breath?

okay but seriously

haha

that’s the vibe

floating around

i’m imagining a sad lung balloon

or a balloon with a tiny hole