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that’s too far

wait what

next they’ll buy the whole nfl

but it’s fun to talk about

me neither

still don’t get it

idk

but china’s cooler

they’ve got the money too

why not saudi?

but first china

haaland on mars would be iconic

haha

next stop: mars

yep

football’s global now

still weird

and goals

they need entertainment

why china though?

same

i’ll take haaland in china

but it’s got good reviews