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hope’s a strategy now?

just vibes and hope

plan? we don’t got a plan

ok but what’s the actual plan

heat? more like load shedding

walk? in this heat?

anyway, who’s up for a walk

fire? more like load shedding

but the tail’s on fire

ohhh like a dog chasing its tail

when growth outpaces debt interest

payday when? 😭

friday? more like payday

plan’s to survive till friday

plan? we got a plan?

ok but what’s escape velocity again

eskom when? 😇

track? more like pray to eskom

finally, a metric we can track

less load shedding = more braai

progress = less load shedding

true. but progress is progress

almost there = still lost

standard bank says we’re almost there

ok but what’s the actual news

😂

nah just south african

realistic = pessimistic

nah just realistic

eish, this chat’s depressing