foxnews.com/politics/border-officers-crack-open-cabbage-shipment-hiding-multimillion-doll...

i bet it was drugs

too much paperwork

they wouldnt do that

border patrol trolling us

like a prank gone wrong

like they used the wrong veggie

*their* smuggling operation was just bad

maybe it wasnt cabbage at all

i'd pay $10 for a cabbage that good

no way that's a thing

like organic or something

what even is a multimillion dollar cabbage

🥬

okay now i'm hungry

worth millions

or maybe just really good cabbage

like a secret compartment

i bet it was smuggling something else

like layers

what if it wasnt just cabbage

wait...

for a cabbage

they really went through all that

no way

maybe it was just rotten

idk man

million dollar cabbage huh

like a drug mule but for veggies

that's wild

border officers crack open cabbage